THINGS ONE LEARNS IN TIME
By Dr. Hoyt W. Allen, Jr.
The following
article came to me
recently and I
contended that
I should pass it on.
It has been slightly
edited and a
conclusion added.
1. Never, under any
circumstances, take
a sleeping pill and
a laxative
before bedtime.
2. A person who is
rude to a waiter, is
not a nice person.
Watch out!
3. There is a very
fine line between
"hobby" and "mental
illness."
4. People who want
to share their
religious views with
you almost
never want you to
share yours with
them.
5. Remember that a
lone amateur built
the Ark. A large
group of
professionals built
the Titanic.
6. Nobody cares if
you can't do it well
at first, just do
your best.
7. Never lick a
steak knife or put
you tongue on cold
metal.
8. The most
destructive force in
the universe is
gossip.
9. You will never
find anybody who can
give a good reason
why we change times
in the Spring &
Fall, just for an
hour of light.
10. You should never
say anything to a
woman that even
remotely suggests
that you think she's
pregnant unless you
can see an actual
baby emerging from
her at that moment.
11. There comes a
time when you should
stop expecting other
people to make a big
deal about your
birthday. That time
is age nine.
12. The one thing
that unites all
human beings,
regardless of age,
gender, religion,
economic status or
ethnic background,
is that, deep down
inside, we all
believe that we are
above average
drivers.
13. Never be afraid
to try something new
or to make a change.
14. When you feel
sluggish, slow down
for a spell.
15. Read the Bible
and pray every day,
for at least five
minutes.
Plainly, don’t get
short changed. Let’s
be ready to meet our
Maker. The Bible
teaches that to
avoid hell and gain
heaven - one must:
1) Believe In Jesus
As Savior (Acts
16:31) 2) Repent Of
Sins (Acts 17:30)
3) Confess Christ
Audibly (Acts 8:37)
4) Be Baptized In
Water (Acts 2:38)
5) Live A Christian
Life (Acts 14:22) 6)
Be Active In the
Church (Acts 2:47)
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