SENIOR MOMENT & CAR THEFT

By Dr. Hoyt W. Allen, Jr.

The following article may be true and may not, but it is good for a laugh.
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her
shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of
her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!
"The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran
like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping
bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so
shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and...then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.
He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed. If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one!
Possibly this event will never be forgotten by this lady or these
four men. There are just some things that stick in our memories. It is like the day we accepted Jesus as our Saviour and made Him Lord of our lives and was baptized for the forgiveness of our sins and received the gift of the Holy Spirit. Now if we cannot recall this then possibly we had better start all over. That is what the Bible calls be “Born Again”.

Plainly, don’t get short changed. Let’s be ready to meet our Maker. The Bible (in Acts) teaches that to avoid hell and gain heaven - one must:

1) Believe In Jesus As Savior (16:31) 2) Repent Of Sins (17:30)
3) Confess Christ Audibly (8:37) 4) Be Baptized In Water (2:38)
5) Live A Christian Life (14:22) 6) Be Active In the Church (2:47)

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