HEART ATTACK - SURVIVAL

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= &nb= sp; = &nb= sp; By Dr. Hoyt= W. Allen, Jr.

1) Don't let your worries get the = best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
2) Some people are kind, pol= ite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
3) Many folks want to serve = God, but only as advisors.
4) It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
5) The good Lord didn't crea= te anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
6) When you get to your wit'= s end, you'll find God lives there.
7) People are funny; t= hey want the
front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
8) Op= portunity may knock once, but temptation
bangs on your front door forever.
9) Quit griping about your c= hurch; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
10) If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one = it has.
11) God Himself does not proposeto judge a man until he is dead. So w= hy should you?
12) Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. 13) Peace starts with a smile.
14) I don't know why some people change churches; what difference doe= s it make which one you stay home from?!
15) A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.
16) We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
17) Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.
18) Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
19) Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
20) Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
21) Forbidden fruits create many jams.

22) God doesn't call= the qualified, He qualifies the called.

23) God grades on the cross, not the curve.
24) God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit&quo= t; over "religious nuts!"

25) God promises a s= afe landing, not a calm passage.
26) He who angers you, controls you!
27) If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
28) Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
29) The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
30) The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not prot= ect you.
31) We don't change the message, the message changes us.<= /p>
32) You can te= ll how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
33) The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails=3D 4 given.
   Plainly, don’t get short changed.&nbs= p; Let’s be ready to meet our Maker. The Bible (in Acts) teaches that to avoid hell and gain heaven - one must:

1) Believe In Jesus As Savior (16:31) 2) Repent Of Sins (17:30)

3) Confess Christ Audibly (8:37) 4) Be Baptized In Water (2:38)

5) Live A&nbs= p; Christian Life (14:22)   6) Be Active In the Church (2:47)

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