"SOME GOOD SAYINGS FROM THE PAST

"SOME GOOD SAYINGS FROM= THE PAST!"

&= nbsp; &nbs= p; &= nbsp; &nbs= p; = By Dr. Hoyt W. Allen, Jr.

1) If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try

ordering somebody else's dog around.=

2) After eating an entire bu= ll, a mountain lion felt so good he started

roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.

The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

3) There= 's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.<= /p>

4) If you find yourself in a= hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

5) Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a lot easier than puttin' it back in.

6) If you're riding ahead of= the herd, take a look back every now and

then to make sure it's still there.

7) It doesn't take a genius to spo= t a goat in a flock of sheep.

8) When you're throwing' your weig= ht around, be ready to have it

thrown around by somebody else.

9) The quickest way to double your= money is to fold it over and put it

back in your pocket.

10) Good judgme= nt comes from experience, and a lot of that comes

from bad judgment.

11) For every m= inute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds

of happiness that you can never get back.

12) Never miss a good chance to shut up.

= Someone once said, "Will we never learn?" Life is a constantly learning affair. E= veryone of us can look back a year or two and see where we should have acted differently.

Plainly, don’t get short changed. Be ready to meet our Maker. The Bible teaches that to avoid he= ll and gain heaven - one must:

1) Believe In Jesus As Savior (Acts 16:31) 2) Rep= ent Of Sins (Acts 17:30)
3) Confess Christ Audibly (Acts 8:37) 4) Be Baptized In Water (Acts 2:38)
5) Live A Christian Life (Acts 14:22) 6) Stay Active in the = Church (Acts 2:47)

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