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GOD’S PEOPLE - DUMB OR WHAT?=

 

    =             &nb= sp;            =             &nb= sp;                    = By Dr. Hoyt W. Allen, Jr.

 

 

   Someone once said...!

 

  1) I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there any more.


  2) My daughter went to a local Tac= o Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minim= al lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they

only had iceberg. And he was a Kansas City chef!

 3) I was at the airport, checking i= n at the gate, when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in = your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was  without  my  knowledge,  how  would  I know?"   He smiled knowingly and nodd= ed, "That's why we ask."
 

 4) The stoplight on the corner buzz= es when it's safe to cross the street.  I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine w= hen she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals bl= ind people when the light is red.  Appalled,  she  responded,   "What  on  earth  are  blind  people

doing driving?!"  She was a pro= bation officer in Wichita,= KS.

  5) At a good-bye luncheon for an o= ld and dear co-worker who was leaving the company=   due  to  "downsizing, "our  manager  commented cheerfully,  "this is fun. We should do th= is more often." Not a  word = was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer- in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
 

 6) I work with an individual who pl= ugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't  understand  why  her  system  would  not  turn on.  A =

deputy with the Da= llas County Sheriff's office, no less.

  7) When my husband and I arrived a= t an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been lo= cked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlo= cked.  "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!

 

 

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