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 HORMONES AND  SURVIVAL=

 

    =             &nb= sp;            =             &nb= sp;                        =  By Dr. Hoyt W. Allen, Jr.=

 

&nb= sp;   The following article came to me recently and I contended that I should pass it on.  It has been slightly edit= ed and a conclusion added.

 

The Hormone Ho= stage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his l= ife in his own hands! This is a han= dy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wa= llet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

 

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

 

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

 

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars, treat yourself.

ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

 

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of diet soda with that?=

ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

 

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.

 

Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might n= eed a good laugh! Or men who need a warning.

 

And remember: Money talks .... But Chocolate sings.

 

 &n= bsp; Plainly, don’t get= short changed.  Let’s = be ready to meet our Maker.  The = Bible teaches that to avoid hell and gain heaven - one must:

1) 1) Believe In Jesus As Savior (Acts 16:31)  2) Repent Of Sins  (Acts 17:30)

3) Confess Christ Audibly (Acts 8:37)   4) Be Baptized In  Water (Acts 2:38)

5) Live A  Christian Life (Acts <= st1:time Hour=3D"14" Minute=3D"22" w:st=3D"on">14:22)   6) Be Active In the Church (= Acts 2:47)

 

 

KYOWVA  Evangelistic Association

 1541 S. 7th Street * Ironton, OH   45638

Web Page: www.kyowva.com * Free Bible Course Upon Request

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