SENIORS, MEMORIES OF A FRIEND
By Dr. Hoyt W. Allen, Jr.
The following article came to me recently and I contended that I should pass it on. It has been slightly edited and a conclusion added.
MEMORIES from a friend:
My Dad is cleaning out my grandmother's house (she died in December) and he brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea. She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something. I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to "sprinkle" clothes because we didn't have steam irons. Man, I am old. How many do you remember?
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1. Head lights dimmer switches on the floor of the car.
2. The starter pedal on the floor.
3. Ignition switches on the dashboard.
4. Heaters mounted on the inside of the fire wall.
5. Real ice boxes.
6. Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards.
7. Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner.
8. Using hand signals for cars without turn signals.
9. Older Than Dirt Quiz: Count all the ones that you remember
not the ones you were told about! Ratings at the bottom.
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1. Blackjack chewing gum
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
5. Coffee shops or diners with tableside jukeboxes
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. “Party” telephone lines, with several sharing the same line
8. Newsreels before the movie
9. P.F. Flyers
10. Butch wax
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11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive-6933)
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S&H Green Stamps
16. Hi-fi's
17. Metal ice cube trays with levers
18. Mimeograph paper
19. Blue flashbulbs
20. Packards, Hudsons, Studebakers cars
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-in Theaters
24. Black & White Televisions
25. Wash tub wringers
If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older
If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age
If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than dirt!
I might be older than dirt but those memories are the best part of my life.
"Senility Prayer"...God grant me...
The senility to forget the people I never liked
The good fortune to run into the ones that I do
And the eyesight to tell the difference."
Have a great week!
Plainly, don’t get short changed. Let’s be ready to meet our Maker. The Bible (in Acts) teaches that to avoid hell and gain heaven - one must:
1) Believe In Jesus As Savior (16:31) 2) Repent Of Sins (17:30)
3) Confess Christ Audibly (8:37) 4) Be Baptized In Water (2:38)
5) Live A Christian Life (14:22) 6) Be Active In the Church (2:47)
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