The following article came to me recently and I contended that I should pass it on.  It has been slightly edited and a conclusion added.

You  know -  you are too old to Trick  or Treat when:

10)  You  get winded from knocking on the door.

  9)  You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

  8)  You ask for high fiber candy only.

  7)  When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your 

          Balance and  fall over.

  6)  People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," and you're not   

           wearing a mask.

  5)  When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ."  and can't  

          remember the  rest.

  4)  By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining 

          orders.

  3)  You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge 

          your  hairpiece.

  2)  You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a 

          walker.  And the number one reason Seniors should  not go      

          Trick Or Treating...

1)      You keep having to go home to pee.

           Be certain to keep the devil out and keep Christ in this event and no  matter what, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

   Plainly, don’t get short changed.  Let’s be ready to meet our Maker.  The Bible (in Acts) teaches that to avoid hell and gain heaven - one must:

1) Believe In Jesus As Savior (16:31)  2) Repent Of Sins  (17:30)  

3) Confess Christ Audibly (8:37)  4) Be Baptized In  Water (2:38)  

5) Live A  Christian Life (14:22)   6) Be Active In the Church (2:47)

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