The following article came to me recently and I contended that I should pass it on.  It has been slightly edited and a conclusion added.

 
  1. Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start
      bragging about it.

  2. Don't let anyone tell you you're getting old.  Squash their toes with your rocker.

  3. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

  4. Some people try to turn back their odometers.  Not me.  I want people to know why
    I look this way.  I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

  5. Maturity means being emotionally and mentally healthy.  It is that time when you
    know when to say yes and when to say no, and when to say WHOOPEE!

  6. The 11:00 PM News is not nearly as important as it used to be.

  7. When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Chemistry
     and Algebra.

  8. I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

  9. The golden years are really just metallic years, gold in the tooth, silver in your hair,
    and lead in the seat.

10. Life would be infinitely happier  if  we could only be born  at  the age of  80 and    
     gradually approach 18.

11. Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled, and blind they don't    
    recognize you.

12. If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you
     are old.

   Plainly, don’t get short changed.  Let’s be ready to meet our Maker.  The Bible teaches that to avoid hell and gain heaven - one must:

1) Believe In Jesus As Savior (Acts 16:31)  2) Repent Of Sins  (Acts 17:30)  
3) Confess Christ Audibly (Acts 8:37)   4) Be Baptized In  Water (Acts 2:38)  
5) Live A  Christian Life (Acts 14:22)   6) Be Active In the Church (Acts 2:47)

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