“OUR EATING HABITS - GOOD???”
"...And God
populated the earth
with cauliflower,
broccoli, and
spinach, green and
yellow vegetables of
all kinds, so that
Man and Woman would
live long and
healthy lives.
And Satan created
Fast Food
Restaurants and then
they brought forth
the 99-cent double
cheeseburger, loaded
with fat and
calories. Satan then
said to Man, "You
want fries with them
and supersize them
too, don’t you?" And
Mankind gained
pounds.
Then God created the
healthful yogurt,
that woman might
keep her figure nice
and trim that man
found to be so fair.
And Satan brought
forth chocolates and
ice cream. And the
Woman gained pounds.
Then God said, "I
have sent you
heart-healthy
vegetables and olive
oil with which to
cook them."
And Satan brought
forth the large
chicken-fried steak,
loaded with
cholesterol. So
large - it took a
huge platter. Soon
afterward Man gained
pounds and his
already high
cholesterol went
through the roof.
Then God brought
forth running shoes
and exercise
equipment. Man
resolved to lose
those extra pounds.
But then Satan
brought forth cable,
and a TV with remote
control so Man would
not have to exert
himself to change
channels between
ESPN and ESPN2.
Moreover Man gained
pounds.
Then God brought
forth the potato, a
vegetable naturally
low in fat and
saturated with
nutrition.
And Satan peeled off
the healthful skin
and sliced the
starchy center into
chips and deep-fat
fried them in fatty
grease.
Meanwhile Man
clutched his TV
remote control and
stuffed himself with
the potato chips
which were high in
cholesterol and fat.
And Satan said, "It
is good." And then
Man went into
cardiac arrest, due
to his arteries
being filled with
plaque.
Then God sighed and
created quadruple
heart bypass
surgery.
Meanwhile Satan
created HMO's - and
on and on it
goes...!
I Corinthians 6:19
states that the
Christian’s body is
the temple of the
Holy Spirit and
should not be
abused...may we be
working on this!
KYOWVA Evangelistic
Association
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