"T H E D E E R H U N T"
Saturday
1:00 A.M. Alarm
clock rings.
2:00 A.M. Hunting
partners arrive,
drag you out of bed.
2:30 A.M. Throw
everything but
kitchen sink in
camper.
3:00 A.M. Leave for
deep woods.
3:15 A.M. Drive back
home and pick up
gun.
3:30 A.M. Drive like
mad to get to woods
before daylight.
4:00 A.M. Set up
camp - forgot the
sleeping tent..
4:30 A.M. Head into
woods.
6:05 A.M. See eight
deer.
6:06 A.M. Take aim
and squeeze trigger.
6:07 A.M. "CLICK"
6:08 A.M. Load gun
while watching deer
go over hill.
8:00 A.M. Head back
to camp.
9:00 A.M. Still
looking for camp.
10:00 A.M. Realize
you don't know where
camp is.
NOON Fire gun for
help - eat wild
berries.
12:15 P.M. Ran out
of bullets - eight
deer come back.
12:20 P.M. Strange
feeling in stomach.
12:30 P.M. Realized
you ate poison
berries.
12:45 P.M. Rescued &
rushed to hospital
to have stomach
pumped.
3:00 P.M. Arrive
back at camp.
3:30 P.M. Leave camp
to kill deer.
4:00 P.M. Return to
camp for bullets.
4:01 P.M. Load gun -
leave camp again.
5:00 P.M. Empty gun
on squirrel that's
bugging you.
6:00 P.M. Arrive at
camp, see deer
grazing in camp.
6:01 P.M. Load gun &
fire gun.
6:02 P.M. One dead
pick-up truck.
6:04 P.M. Hunting
partner returns to
camp dragging deer.
6:06 P.M. Repress
strong desire to
shoot partner.
6:07 P.M. Fall into
fire.
6:10 P.M. Change
clothes - throw
burned ones into
fire.
6:15 P.M. Take
pick-up, leave
partner and his deer
in the woods.
6:25 P.M. Pick-up
boils over hole shot
in block.
6:26 P.M. Start
walking, stumble and
fall, drop gun in
mud.
6:35 P.M. Meet bear,
& take aim.
(continued)
6:37 P.M. Fire gun -
blow up barrel
plugged with mud.
6::38 P.M. Dirty my
pants.
6:39 P.M. Climb
tree.
9:00 P.M. Bear
departs, I wrap gun
around tree.
MIDNIGHT Home at
last.
Sunday
Following church
services, watch ball
game on T.V., slowly
tearing hunting
license into pieces,
place into envelope
and mail to Game
Warden promising God
never to hunt again.
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45638-2175
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