BIBLE
QUIZ #2
By Dr. Hoyt W. Allen, Jr.
1) Q. What kind of man was Boaz before
he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.
2) Q. What do they call pastors in
A.
German Shepherds.
3) Q.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in
liquidation.
4) Q. Who was
the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the
5) Q. What kind of motor vehicles are
in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's
Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a
Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
6) Q. Who was the greatest comedian in
the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
7) Q. What excuse did Adam give to his
children as to why he no longer lived in
A.
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
8) Q. Which servant of God
was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
9) Q. Which area of
A. The area around
10)
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath into a very deep sleep.
11)
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A.
Joshua, son of Nun.
12) Q. Why didn't they play cards on the
A.
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Plainly, don’t get short changed. Let’s be ready to meet our Maker. The
Bible (in Acts) teaches that to avoid hell and gain heaven - one must:
1) Believe In Jesus As Savior (16:31) 2) Repent Of Sins (17:30)
3) Confess Christ Audibly (8:37) 4) Be Baptized In Water (2:38)
5) Live A
Christian Life (14:22) 6) Be
Active In the Church (2:47)
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