CHURCH, NO EXCUSE SUNDAY
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p; By Dr. Hoyt=
W.
Allen, Jr.
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To make it possible
for everyone to attend church next Sunday, we are going to have a special
"No Excuse Sunday."
1) Relatives and frie=
nds
will be in attendance for those who can't go to church and cook dinner, too=
.
2) We will distribute "S=
tamp
Out Stewardship" buttons for those who feel that Church is always aski=
ng
for money.
3) One section will be devote=
d to
trees and grass for those who like to seek God in nature.
4) Doctors and nurses will b=
e in
attendance for those who plan to be sick on Sunday.
5) Cots will be placed in the
foyer for those who say, "Sunday is my only Day to sleep in."
6)
There will be a special section with lounge chairs for those who feel that =
our
pews are too hard.
7)
Eye drops will be available for those with tired eyes from watching T.V. la=
te
Saturday night.
8) We will have steel helmet=
s for
those who say, "The roof=
would
cave in if I EVER went to church."
9) Blankets will be furnishe=
d for those
who think the church is too cold and fans for those who say it is too hot.<=
br>
10) Score cards will be available for those who wish to list the hypocrites
present.
11) The sanctuary will be decorated with both Christmas poinsettias and Eas=
ter
Lilies, for those who never have seen the church without them.
12) We will provide hearing aids for those who can't hear the preacher and
cotton for those who say he is too loud.
Hebrews 10:25 says that it is a SIN to
purposely miss church services!
Plainly, don’t get short cha=
nged. Let’s be ready to meet our Maker. The Bible (in Acts) teaches that to
avoid hell and gain heaven - one must:
1) Believe In Jesus As Savior (16:31=
) 2) Repent Of Sins (17:30)
3) Confess Christ Audibly (8:37) 4) Be Baptized In Water (2:38)
5) Live A Christian Life (14:22) 6) Be Active In the Church (=
2:47)
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