WORTHWHILE READING
By Dr. Hoyt W. Allen, Jr.
The following
article came to me
recently and I
contended that I
should pass it on.
It has been slightly
edited and a
conclusion added.
A young man was
sitting in class
when the professor
asked him if he knew
what the Roe vs.
Wade decision was.
He sat quietly,
pondering his very
profound question.
Finally, after
giving it a lot of
thought, he sighed
and said, "I think
this was the
decision George
Washington made
prior to crossing
the Delaware "
A husband read an
article to his wife
about how many words
women use a day ...
30,000 to a man's
15,000. The wife
replied, "The reason
has to be because a
woman has to say
everything twice.
The husband then
turned to his wife
and asked, "What?"
A man said to his
wife one day, "I
don't know how you
can be so stupid and
so beautiful all at
the same time." The
wife responded,
"Allow
me to explain. God
made me beautiful so
you would be
attracted to me; God
made me stupid so I
would be attracted
to you!
A man was telling
his neighbor, "I
just bought a new
hearing aid. It cost
me four thousand
dollars, but it's
state of the art."
"Really," answered
the
neighbor. "What kind
is it?" The man
replied, "Twelve
thirty."
Some Great Truths
About Life:
1) Raising teenagers
is like nailing
Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't
hurt.
3) Families are like
fudge, mostly sweet,
with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty
oak is just
yesterday's nut that
held it's ground.
5) Laughing is good
exercise. It's like
jogging on the
inside.
6) Middle age is
when you choose your
cereal for the
fiber, not the toy.
THE FOUR STAGES OF
LIFE:
1) You believe in
Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe
in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa
Claus.
4) You look like
Santa Claus.
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A couple drove down
a country road for
several miles, not
saying a word. An
earlier discussion
had led to an
argument and neither
of them
wanted to concede
their position. As
they passed a
barnyard of mules,
goats, and pigs, the
wife asked
sarcastically,
"Relatives of
yours?" "Yep," the
husband replied,
"in-laws."
1) If you get to
thinking you're a
person of some
influence, try
ordering somebody
else's dog around.
2) After eating an
entire bull, a
mountain lion felt
so good he started
roaring. He kept it
up until a hunter
came along and shot
him.
The moral: When
you're full of bull,
keep your mouth
shut.
3) There's two
theories to arguing
with a woman.
Neither one works.
4) Lettin' the cat
outta the bag is a
lot easier than
puttin' it back in.
5) If you're riding
ahead of the herd,
take a look back
every now and
then to make sure
it's still there.
6) It doesn't take a
genius to spot a
goat in a flock of
sheep.
7) When you're
throwing your weight
around, be ready to
have it
thrown around by
somebody else.
8) The quickest way
to double your money
is to fold it over
and put it
back in your pocket.
9) Good judgment
comes from
experience, and a
lot of that comes
from bad judgment.
10) Never miss a
good chance to shut
up.
Plainly, don’t get
short changed. Let’s
be ready to meet our
Maker. The Bible
teaches that to
avoid hell and gain
heaven - one must:
1) Believe In Jesus
As Savior (16:31) 2)
Repent Of Sins
(17:30)
3) Confess Christ
Audibly (8:37) 4) Be
Baptized In Water
(2:38)
5) Live A Christian
Life (14:22) 6) Be
Active In the Church
(2:47)
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