KIDS,  GRANDKIDS SOUND  OFF #2

 

                                                           By Dr. Hoyt W. Allen, Jr.

 

 

 

  1) Our five-year-old son Mark couldn't wait to tell his friend about the   movie we had watched on television, "20,000 Leagues Under The Sea."  The scenes with the submarine and the giant octopus had kept him wide-eyed.   In the middle of the telling, my husband interrupted Mark, "What caused  the submarine to sink?"

With a look of incredulity Mark replied, "Dad, it was the 20,000 leaks!!"
 
 
  2)  A second grader came home from school and said to her mother,
"Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."   The mother, 
more than a little surprised, tried to keep her  cool. "That's interesting," she said. 
"How do you make babies?"   "It's simple," replied the girl.  "You just change "y" 
to "i" and add "es."   (Why wouldn't an English teacher love that one???) 

 
  4) " Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher.   The small boy 
wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant."   The teacher took the 
lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what  pregnant means?" she asked.
Sure," said the young boy confidently.  "It means carrying a child." 

 
  5) Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning.  
He had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in  her life. 
When she got to the bottom, there were three of those little green Army men in
the cup. She said "Honey, what are these army men doing in my coffee?"   
Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV, "The best part of  Waking up is 
soldiers in your cup!"

 

 

   Plainly, don’t get short changed.  Let’s be ready to meet our Maker.  The Bible (in Acts) teaches that to avoid hell and gain heaven - one must:

1) Believe In Jesus As Savior (16:31)  2) Repent Of Sins  (17:30)  

3) Confess Christ Audibly (8:37)  4) Be Baptized In  Water (2:38)  

5) Live A  Christian Life (14:22)   6) Be Active In the Church (2:47)

 

 

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