1) The Sunday School Teacher asked, "Now, Johnny, tell me, do you say prayers before eating?" "No sir," he replied, "We don't have to. My mom is a good cook!"
 

2) ”Oh, I sure am happy to see you," the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother's side.  "Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us."  The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that?" she asked.  "I heard him tell Mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit", the little boy answered.

3) When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.  “I was not so pleased. I turned to mom and said, "I'm surprised at you.  Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"  Mom smiled and then replied, "I remember."

 

4) "Do you believe in life after death?" The boss asked one of his employees.  "Yes, sir," the new employee replied.  "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you!

 

5) The little boy was being scolded by his mom, “Johnny, it is going to be curtains for you.”  When daddy came home he told his daddy, “Daddy, mom is upset with you and it is going to be ‘drapes’ for you.”

 

   Plainly, don’t get short changed.  Let’s be ready to meet our Maker.  The Bible (in Acts) teaches that to avoid hell and gain heaven - one must:

1) Believe In Jesus As Savior (16:31)  2) Repent Of Sins  (17:30)  

3) Confess Christ Audibly (8:37)  4) Be Baptized In  Water (2:38)  

5) Live A  Christian Life (14:22)   6) Be Active In the Church (2:47)

 

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