1) It was Palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat, five-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm branches. The boy asked what they were for.  "People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by."  "Wouldn't you know it," the boy fumed, "The one Sunday I don't go, He shows up!"

2) One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children's sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg. He pointed at the egg and asked the children, "What's in here?" "I know!", a little boy exclaimed. "Pantyhose!"

3) The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?"  The surprised groom-to-be replied, "Well, no. I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves."

4) Little Jimmy asked his grandma how old she was.  Grandma answered, "39 and holding.  "Jimmy thought for a moment, and then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?"

5) Little boy in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed around  the  offering  plates.  When  they  came  near his pew, the boy

said loudly, "Don't pay for me daddy.  I'm under five."

 

   Plainly, don’t get short changed.  Let’s be ready to meet our Maker.  The Bible (in Acts) teaches that to avoid hell and gain heaven - one must:

1) Believe In Jesus As Savior (16:31)  2) Repent Of Sins  (17:30)  

3) Confess Christ Audibly (8:37)  4) Be Baptized In  Water (2:38)  

5) Live A  Christian Life (14:22)   6) Be Active In the Church (2:47)

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