QUOTES FROM GREAT LADIES
By Dr. Hoyt W.
Allen, Jr.
The following
article came to me
recently and I
contended that I
should pass it on.
It has been slightly
edited and a
conclusion added.
1) Inside every
older women is a
younger woman --
wondering
what the heck
happened. - Cora
Harvey Armstrong
2) The hardest years
in life are those
between ten and
seventy.
- Helen Hayes (at
73)
3) I refuse to think
of them as chin
hairs. I think of
them as stray
eyebrows. - Janette
Barber
4) Things are going
to get a lot worse
before they get
worse.
- Lily Tomlin
5) A male
gynecologist is like
an auto mechanic who
never
owned a car. -
Carrie Snow
6) Laugh and the
world laughs with
you. Cry and you cry
with
your girlfriends. -
Laurie Kuslansky
7) My second
favorite household
chore is ironing. My
first being,
hitting my head on
the top bunk bed
until I faint. -
Erma
Bombeck
8) Old age ain't no
place for sissies. -
Bette Davis
9) A man's got to do
what a man's got to
do. A woman must do
what he can't. -
Rhonda Hansome
10) The phrase
"working mother" is
redundant. - Jane
Sellman
11) Every time I
close the door on
reality it comes in
through the
windows. - Jennifer
Unlimited
12) Whatever women
must do they must do
twice as well as men
to be thought half
as good. Luckily,
this is not
difficult.
- Charlotte Whitton
13) Thirty-five is
when you finally get
your head together
and your
body starts falling
apart. - Caryn
Leschen
14) I try to take
one day at a time,
but sometimes
several days
attack me at once. -
Jennifer Unlimited
15) If you can't be
a good example, then
you'll just have to
be a
horrible warning. -
Catherine
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16) When I was
young, I was put in
a school for
retarded kids for
two years before
they realized I
actually had a
hearing loss.
And they called ME
slow! - Kathy
Buckley
17) I'm not offended
by all the dumb
blonde jokes because
I know
I'm not dumb . and
I'm also not blonde.
- Dolly Parton
18) If high heels
were so wonderful,
men would still be
wearing
them. - Sue Grafton
19) I'm not going to
vacuum 'til Sears
makes one you can
ride on.
- Roseanne Barr
20) When women are
depressed they
either eat or go
shopping.
Men invade another
country. - Elayne
Boosler
21) Behind every
successful man is a
surprised woman.
- Maryon Pearson
22) In politics, if
you want anything
said, ask a man- if
you want
anything done, ask a
woman. - Margaret
Thatcher
23) I have yet to
hear a man ask for
advice on how to
combine
marriage and a
career. - Gloria
Steinem
24) I am a marvelous
housekeeper. Every
time I leave a man I
keep
his house. - Zsa Zsa
Gabor
25) Nobody can make
you feel inferior
without your
permission.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Proverbs 31:29,30
says “Many women do
noble things, but
you surpass them
all. Charm is
deceptive, and
beauty is fleeting;
but a woman who
fears the LORD is to
be praised.”
Our sinful world
needs the witness of
Godly women today
like never before.
Thus, for one to
become Godly, one
must be “into the
word on a regular
basis”. Would you
accept this to do
so?
Plainly, don’t
get short changed.
Let’s be ready to
meet our Maker. The
Bible (in Acts)
teaches that to
avoid hell and gain
heaven - one must:
1) Believe In Jesus
As Savior (16:31) 2)
Repent Of Sins
(17:30)
3) Confess Christ
Audibly (8:37) 4) Be
Baptized In Water
(2:38)
5) Live A Christian
Life (14:22) 6) Be
Active In the Church
(2:47)
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