The following article came to me recently and I contended that I should pass it on.  It has been slightly edited and a conclusion added.

 

1) A little boy was attending his first wedding.  After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"  Sixteen,"  the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.   "How do you know that?"   "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
 

 2) After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister When I grow up."   "That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?"  "Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen."
 

3) A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church
service: "And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who passed  trash against us."
 

4) A boy was watching his father, a minister, write a sermon.  "How do you know what to say?" he asked.  "Why, God tells me."  "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?" 
 

5) A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on.  Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered,   “Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"
 

   Plainly, don’t get short changed.  Let’s be ready to meet our Maker.  The Bible (in Acts) teaches that to avoid hell and gain heaven - one must:

1) Believe In Jesus As Savior (16:31)  2) Repent Of Sins  (17:30)  

3) Confess Christ Audibly (8:37)  4) Be Baptized In  Water (2:38)  

5) Live A  Christian Life (14:22)   6) Be Active In the Church (2:47)

 

KYOWVA  Evangelistic Association * 1541 S. 7th Street * Ironton, OH   45638

             Web Page: www.kyowva.com * Email: kyowva@sbcglobal.net
Free Bible Course Upon Request