LIVING IN THE 21ST CENTURY
By Dr. Hoyt W. Allen, Jr.
The following
article came to me
recently and I
contended that I
should pass it on.
It has been slightly
edited and a
conclusion added.
You know you're
living in 2005
when...
1. You accidentally
enter your password
on the microwave.
2. You haven't
played solitaire
with real cards in
years.
3. You have a list
of 15 phone numbers
to reach your family
of 3.
4. You e-mail the
person who works at
the desk next to
you.
5. Your reason for
not staying in touch
with friends and
family is that they
don't have
e-mail
addresses.
6. You go home after
a long day at work
you still answer the
phone in a business
manner.
7. You make phone
calls from home, you
accidentally dial
"9" to get an
outside line.
8. You've sat at the
same desk for four
years and worked for
three different
companies.
10. You learn about
your redundancy on
the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss
doesn't have the
ability to do your
job.
12. You pull up in
your own driveway
and use your cell
phone to see if
anyone is
home.
13. Every commercial
on television has a
website at the
bottom of the
screen.
14. Leaving the
house without your
cell phone, which
you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or
60) years of your
life, is now a cause
for panic and you
turn around to go
and
get it.
15. You get up in
the morning and go
online before
getting your coffee.
16. You start
tilting your head
sideways to smile.
17. You're reading
this and nodding and
laughing
18. Even worse, you
know exactly to whom
you are going to
give this message.
19. You are too busy
to notice there was
no #9 on this list.
20. You actually
scrolled back up to
check that there
wasn't a #9.
AND NOW YOU'RE
LAUGHING at
yourself.
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