Kentucky Women
1) Kentucky women appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin. -
winning smile. -That
unforgettable,
Hillbilly twang.
2) Kentucky women
know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
- Yes, sir." -
“No, thank-you
“
3) Kentucky women
have a distinct way
with fond
expressions:
"Y'all come
back!" - "Well,
bless your heart.."
- "Drop by when you
can." "How's
your Momma?" - "Love
your hair."
4) Kentucky women
know their summer
weather report:
Hot - Hotter
- Hotter than Hades
5) Kentucky women
know their three
R's:
Rich -
Richer - Richest
6) Kentucky women
know their vacation
spots:
Florida -
Cruise ships - Any
place that has a/c
7) Kentucky women
know the joys of
June, July, and
August: Summer tans
Wide brimmed
hats - Adorable
sandals
8) Kentucky women
know everybody's
first name:
Honey - Darlin'
- Sugah - Sweetheart
9) Kentucky women
know the movies that
speak to their
hearts: Fried
Green Tomatoes
- Driving Miss
Daisy - Steel
Magnolias - Doc
10) Kentucky women
know their three top
religions:
Baptist -
Baptist - Basketball
11) Kentucky women
know their country
breakfasts(all at
one meal):
Fried
eggs/fried
taters/fried apples
Country
ham/sausage/bacon or
pork chops
Mouth-watering
homemade
biscuits/gravy
12) Kentucky women
know their p's & q's
"P"ecan pie
(pronounced "puh
con" not pee-can)
"P"ralines - "P"unch
to "Quench" the
thirst
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13) Kentucky women
know their cities
dripping with
Kentucky charm:
Louisville &
Lexington
All others
don't count,
they'all just have a
Wal-Mart
14) Kentucky women
know their elegant
gentlemen:
Men in
Wranglers - Men in
uniform - Men in
tuxedos.
15) Kentucky girls
know their prime
real estate:
The Mall - The
Beauty Salon - The
Country Club
16) Kentucky girls
know the three
deadly sins:
Bad hair -
Bad manners - Bad
Dancers
17) Now you run
along, Sugah, and
send this to some
girls who were
raised in
Kentucky or wish
they had been.
18) If you're a male, you hug that Kentucky woman of yours and say "I'm a
lucky man" three times out loud. If you're a transplant, FAKE it....we
know you got here as fast as you could.
Ya know it really don’t make a bit of difference where one is from in God’s eyes. The reason I say this is because the good book (Bible) says that he made us all. That’s right! We are all descendants of Adam and Eve from way back. Now the important thing in life is not to see how many dates one can have or winning trophies for the biggest fish or making more money than one’s neighbors or whatever. But the most important thing is being “right with God”. One should not linger in doing this very thing, as one never knows when it is all going to be over, right? Well, enough small talk so we had all better get down to business and follow the directions as stated below.
Plainly, don’t get short changed. Let’s be ready to meet our Maker. The Bible teaches that to avoid hell and gain heaven - one must: 1) Believe In Jesus As Savior (Acts 16:31) 2) Repent Of Sins (Acts 17:30) 3) Confess Christ Audibly (Acts 8:37) 4) Be Baptized In Water (Acts 2:38) 5) Live A Christian Life (Acts 14:22) 6) Be Active In the Church (Acts 2:47)
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