HEADLINES FOR 2029!

 

                                               

 

1)   Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the 7th largest country in
  the world,  Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

  2) White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third       
     language.

  3) Baby conceived naturally - -   scientists stumped.

  4) Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

  5) Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before
     radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

  6) Average cost of a pack of cigarettes - $19.99.

  7) Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported  legally, but
    President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

  8) George Z.  Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
  9) Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery
    to Wednesdays only.
10)
85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
11) Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

13) Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now
    can photograph a woman  with her mouth shut.
14) Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
15)
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
16) Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
17) IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
18) Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

19) Average price of house for sale - $285,000.00

20) France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

 

      It is true that some things change in one’s lifetime.  However, Jesus said in Matthew 24:35 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.”   If one claims to believe in Jesus and the Bible as God’s divine revelation to mankind, then one must believe the words of Jesus as being true.  Nonetheless, the truth of God’s Word never changes.   

 

     Plainly, don’t get short changed.  Let’s be ready to meet our Maker.  The Bible teaches that to avoid hell and gain heaven - one must:

1) Believe In Jesus As Savior (Acts 16:31)  2) Repent Of Sins  (Acts 17:30)   3) Confess Christ Audibly (Acts 8:37)   4) Be Baptized In Water (Acts 2:38)  
5) Live A  Christian Life (Acts 14:22)  6) Be Active In the Church (Acts 2:47)

 

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